Writing a funny resume

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The job market can be a pretty brutal place. Research commissioned by Glassdoor found that people apply for every corporate job, and only 5 of those people manage to land an interview. Unfortunately, these applicants barely even make it past the starting line. Whether they're completely clueless, kidding, or have simply abandoned all hope of ever finding a job, they all have one thing in common. They have failed miserably at the application process, offering up these creepy introductions to their would-be employers.

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How do I stand out from the crowd? These questions keep job seekers awake at night. And the answers may cause nightmares. The answers were not that surprising after all: On average, each corporate job opening gets applications. Out of these candidates, only four to six get invited for an interview. Only one nabs the job. That first impression is critical to success.

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Humor can be a sure-fire way to get remembered on the job hunt. A well-chosen joke might get you on the right side of your recruiter, for instance. Still, humor is a risk. Even if you feel a specific hiring manager will appreciate your wit, that person probably isn't sorting through the resumes. Whoever sees your joke may or may not understand it, getting your application blocked from advancing further through the hiring process.
I hear you. The lack of employment not only has an impact on your bank account but your confidence and self-esteem. The best thing your resume can do is stand out and make an impression.
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